Teenage Kicks

  • Green Party: *Wins first ever parliamentary seat in 2010 general election*
  • UKIP: *Essentially infiltrates parliament to gain its first ever seat in 2014 thanks to a tory defector*
  • BBC: Hey UKIP, wanna come have a seat at debates while we provide constant, dizzying coverage about who you are and what you stand for?
  • Green Party: What about us?
  • BBC: What about you?