Teenage Kicks


i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via agingb0nes)


Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via agingb0nes)


When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level


(via caution--imrandom)